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Title:	Porn.wad
Filename:	themes/x-rated/i_am_old_enough_to_look_at_this/porn.zip
Size:	992.23 KB
Date:	08/25/95
Author:	I'd rather not say. My logo is there.
Description:	I heard of a porn.wad, but couldn't find it on the net. The obvious alternative to not finding it was to make it... and here it is. I'm proud of it. It's a very large file (sorry) and was a lot of work. However, it is quite explicitly pornographic. Do not play this wad if you will be offended by it's, and please do what you can to keep it out of the hands of minors. Id software had absolutely nothing to do with this specific wad, and I imagine they would not condone it if they knew... Enjoy. And relax. Created for four-way deathmatch 2.0.
Credits:	Those who helped me beta test, and those who's gif's I ripped off.
Base:	scratch
Build time:
Editor(s) used:	Deu, dck, nwt, dmgraph
Bugs:	None
Rating:	(34 votes)

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Reviews:

Anonymous	Ok, Bassicly nothing happends really in the Wad, because all what you can see is just a doom map full of pornographic content .	x
Anonymous	some of the textures is mis-aligned. the quality is grainy (not Hollywood material). the map is hardly a map. "Can't get no satisfaction" is a Beatles song. is that some lewd conduct on municipal grounds? that warrants enough for disorderly conduct. the textures are just cropped images too, something lacking in both aspects of entertainment. I would purge this wad, but I have to settle for a ~0/5.	x
Doomkid	I CAIN'T GET NO, SAT-ASS-FACTION.. The author says his logo is in there. What did he think those of us reading 18 years later would do with that info, huh?	x
Anonymous	Nasty nasty nasty!	x

View porn.txt

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Filename              : Porn.wad
Author                : I'd rather not say. My logo is there.
Email Address         : don't wanna hear about it...
Date                  : 8/26/95
Misc. Author Info     : I like doom. I like heretic, descent, witchhaven,  
                        etc. I would like doom even more if I were good at
                        it. :)                                                                               
Description           : I heard of a porn.wad, but couldn't find it on the
                        net. The obvious alternative to not finding it was
                        to make it... and here it is. I'm proud of it. It's
                        a very large file (sorry) and was a lot of work.
                        However, it is quite explicitly pornographic. Do not
                        play this wad if you will be offended by it's,
                        and please do what you can to keep it out of the
                        hands of minors. Id software had absolutely nothing
                        to do with this specific wad, and I imagine they
                        would not condone it if they knew...
                        Enjoy. And relax.

Created for four-way deathmatch 2.0.
                        
Additional Credits to : Those who helped me beta test, and those who's 
                        gif's I ripped off.

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* Play Information *

Game                    : DOOM ][
Level #                 : Map01
Single Player           : Yes (no monsters)
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes (no monsters)
DeathMatch 2-4 Player   : YES! (4 player recommended)
Difficulty Settings     : No
New Sounds              : Yes
New Graphics            : Yes (21 new textures)
New Music               : Yes (Could be better)
Demos Replaced          : No

* Construction *

Base                    : scratch
Editor(s) used          : Deu, dck, nwt, dmgraph
Known Bugs              : None

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use these levels as a base to build additional
levels.

You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file 
intact. But please, think about who you are giving it to. I think many
people will get a kick out of this. I also think that many people will
be offended by it. If you like it, cool. If you don't, don't play it.

* Where to get this WAD *

I dunno.

* Notes *

While I believe that I have created something original here, it could
be better. The music is okay, but something kinda 70's techno pop that
actually sounds like bad porn music would be cool. Also, the level is
rather simple. Sometimes simple is good for playability, sometimes it
isn't. Feel free to make improvements, and put it on the net with porn
as the first four letters of the new wad name and something else tacked 
on to denote a different version (maybe initials, like pornlbj.wad).
That way I can find it and see what you have done with it.
Happy dooming, folks. Keep an open mind :)

mong