X-RATED.WAD, version 1.0 Beta (01-09-1995) - Doomworld /idgames database frontend

Title:	X-RATED.WAD, version 1.0 Beta (01-09-1995)
Filename:	themes/x-rated/i_am_old_enough_to_look_at_this/x-rated.zip
Size:	672.47 KB
Date:	09/04/95
Author:	HENK Gierveld
Description:	Okay and now for the story or better .... your mission. A cute, blond (why do they always have to be blond?), innocent girl is (you won't believe it till you see it) kidnapped by aliens and as far as you can judge they will do mean, and I mean very mean, things to her. So there is only one thing you can do in those cases: SAVE HER BY FEROCIOUS FORCE. "Why" you would ask. It's because of your limited persuasive verbal capacities on extragalactic negotiations. Beware: I've heard rumours these alien guys already made mutated clones of her, but I'm not sure. You simply have to find out. Furthermore it's important for you to know that she is held captive in an isolated movie theatre (adults only!). So if you think you've got plenty of time left and ignore her heartbreaking cries, you can always take a look at one or more of the movies. By the way the only currency that's accepted there are 'chewing yellow skull coins'.
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Reviews:

Anonymous	In No Clipping Mode, you'll get all kinds of visplane errors with this. Otherwise, pretty decent level and when you start the next level (Underhalls from Doom 2) the imps are still naked chicks, which is cool.	x
Anonymous	the sounds and the Caco Replacement are FUNNY! i wonder exactly where the author got most of the stuff from?-DZombie	x
Anonymous	His wife lets him do this kind of stuff? O_o	x
Anonymous	This is a bizarre map that is slightly better than I expected. The design work is competent but bland for 1995 - I have played much worse - and the extra textures almost work (there's an S&M theme, with some seriously rough-looking women). The nudity amounts to some toplessness, some bondage, and a couple of cartoon women, including a big-breasted cacodemon replacement and a nude Betty Boop. The imps become bound women, thus amplifying the prevailing imp=feminine paradigm.	x
Anonymous	bland...	x

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Title                   : X-RATED.WAD, version 1.0 Beta (01-09-1995)
Filename                : X-RATED.WAD
Author                  : HENK Gierveld
Email Address           : H.Gierveld@med.rug.nl

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This Patch WAD-file has a lot of new features that will stun you, others that
will surprise you, none that will really offend you, but above all ......
it's real fun.

The first reactions:

"It's even better and more stunning than it was in my imagination": Me

"Real Cool, but maybe a little too naughty in some locations": My wife

"?????????": You

This WAD contains not only a NEW LEVEL built from scratch, but also 17
NEW SOUNDS and about 160 (!) NEW GRAPHICS used for new sprites (!), textures,
graphics and 9 (!) animations.

THE STORY

Okay and now for the story or better .... your mission. A cute, blond (why 
do they always have to be blond?), innocent girl is (you won't believe it 
till you see it) kidnapped by aliens and as far as you can judge they will
do mean, and I mean very mean, things to her. So there is only one thing you
can do in those cases: SAVE HER BY FEROCIOUS FORCE. "Why" you would ask. 
It's because of your limited persuasive verbal capacities on extragalactic 
negotiations.

Beware: I've heard rumours these alien guys already made mutated clones of 
her, but I'm not sure. You simply have to find out.
Furthermore it's important for you to know that she is held captive in an 
isolated movie theatre (adults only!). So if you think you've got plenty of 
time left and ignore her heartbreaking cries, you can always take a look at
one or more of the movies. By the way the only currency that's accepted 
there are 'chewing yellow skull coins'.

BUT DON'T BE TOO LATE. She is in REAL distress !

INSTRUCTIONS

Unzip X-RATED.ZIP in your DOOM2 directory; read XREADME.TXT carefully,
especially the instructions, enter XINSTALL, and then X-RATED.

PLAY INFORMATION

Map Number              : MAP01
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : No,      / these are the things you have to
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : No       \ do all alone
Difficulty Settings     : Yes, to a certain extent, 
                          it is not really hard to complete the level.
New Sounds              : Yes
New Graphics            : Yes
New Music               : Yes
Demos Replaced          : 1 (If your Doom-version isn't 1.666 you can
                             get an errormessage during the short demo,
                             that shows you only the first steps.)

See for important additional information: XREADME.TXT

THANKS TO

- my loving wife who let me spend so much time behind the computer.
- all the software mentioned above and IdSoftware for their tremendous game.
- Internet/Usenet for providing so many babes for free.

WHERE TO GET THIS WAD

ftp.cdrom.com

By the way did you play WRONGKEY.WAD, a relatively small but dynamic level, 
from the same author (don't expect new graphics and so in it). It's also on 
ftp.cdrom.com

COPYRIGHTS

You CAN distribute this WAD (or better: I would like you to ...), provided 
you include all the files, with no modifications.  You may distribute them
in any electronic format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc), but please leave 
everything intact.
I'm hereby not asking for donations, but I would be glad if I would receive
E-MAIL from you. Maybe I can use these reactions, hints, comments and 
informations in future WADS. So let me know if you're surprised, offended,
disappointed, stunned or whatever.

Henk

H.Gierveld@med.rug.nl

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