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Title:	Low Memory, version 1.2
Filename:	levels/doom/j-l/lowmem.zip
Size:	234.62 KB
Date:	03/13/17
Author:	Bzzrak Ktazzz
Description:	Here we go... Once upon a time, lived a 11-year old autist dwelling in the glorious realm of 4chan. One day, he was downloading Sailor Moon hentai, as usual. However, today it was different. His hard drive, which had always obediently fulfilled its master's twisted desires, suddenly, like a bolt from the blue, decided to fight. +----------+ \|LOW MEMORY\| +----------+ "INSUFFICIENT FREE SPACE, CAN NOT DOWNLOAD FILE free_sm_pr0n_JKitsatrojan.EXE" "Ou nou wot do ai doo?", said the discouraged internet knight. Suddenly, his computer started playing some tune: "Dum dum dum dumdum dum dum dum dum dumdumdum dumdum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum" He recognized the tune. It was the track of the first level of some crappy pixelated game from 1993 his (disappointed) father likes to play, as his last refuge from the problems of having a single descendant whose vocab is limited to "YOUR MOM!". A message flashed on the screen: "Do you need help?". He managed to squeeze out a sentence from his degrading brain "jes ai doo". Then, the display of his computer started displaying a first-person view of some dude who can't even hold a gun properly. "Come on", a new message popped up, "your hard- drive depends on you!"
Credits:	the guy who created the official tutorials for Doom Builder 2 (AlysiumX on Youtube). id Software for [one of] the best games ever. Everyone who made the editors I used. jmickle66666666 for the Aquatex texture pack. scifista42 for being super-helpful. Mr. Chris for releasing those music packs. Bill Gates for making Windows? Bunch of fellas from different forums for providing feedback.
Base:	My creativity (OK, OK, new from scratch)
Build time:	36 days, on and off + 7 days of bugfixes.
Editor(s) used:	Doom Builder 2, SLADE 3
Bugs:	E1M2, heh (Version 1.0 had broken textures, which caused Medusas; 1.1 had places where you could get stuck; this one is ideal.)
Rating:	(2 votes)

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Advanced engine needed  : Preferably none
Update to               : levels/doom/j-l/lowmem.ZIP... again :/
Primary purpose         : Single play
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Title                   : Low Memory, version 1.2
Filename                : LOWMEM.WAD
Release date            : 11th March 2017
                          (updated on the 15th)
                          (double-updated on the 1st of April)
Author                  : Bzzrak Ktazzz
Email Address           : [redacted]
Other Files By Author   : WNIEPOOH.WAD, STHAWFUL.WAD,  HELPOUT.WAD, 
                          STHAWFU2.WAD, JUPCARNA.WAD, JUPCARN2.WAD, 
                          FUZZ2016.WAD, TGUY2016.WAD, JUPCARN3.WAD,
                          MDKSKIES.WAD
Misc. Author Info       : Turned Sweet 16 some time ago, loves breaking
                          his textures, hates playtesting with monsters.
Description             : Here we go... 
                        Once upon a time, lived a 11-year old autist 
                        dwelling in the glorious realm of 4chan.
                        One day, he was downloading Sailor Moon hentai, 
                        as usual. However, today it was different. His
                        hard drive, which had always obediently fulfilled
                        its master's twisted desires, suddenly, like
                        a bolt from the blue, decided to fight.

+----------+
                                        |LOW MEMORY|
                                        +----------+

"INSUFFICIENT FREE SPACE, CAN NOT DOWNLOAD FILE
                                 free_sm_pr0n_JKitsatrojan.EXE"
                        
                        "Ou nou wot do ai doo?", said the discouraged
                        internet knight. Suddenly, his computer started
                        playing some tune: "Dum dum dum dumdum dum dum
                        dum dum dumdumdum dumdum dum dumdum dumdum dumdum"
                        He recognized the tune. It was the track of the
                        first level of some crappy pixelated game from 1993
                        his (disappointed) father likes to play, as his
                        last refuge from the problems of having a single
                        descendant whose vocab is limited to "YOUR MOM!". 
                        A message flashed on the screen: "Do you need 
                        help?". He managed to squeeze out a sentence from
                        his degrading brain "jes ai doo". Then, the display
                        of his computer started displaying a first-person
                        view of some dude who can't even hold a gun properly.
                        "Come on", a new message popped up, "your hard-
                        drive depends on you!"
Additional Credits to   : the guy who created the official tutorials for
                        Doom Builder 2 (AlysiumX on Youtube).
                        id Software for [one of] the best games ever.
                        Everyone who made the editors I used.
                        jmickle66666666 for the Aquatex texture pack.
                        scifista42 for being super-helpful.
                        Mr. Chris for releasing those music packs.
                        Bill Gates for making Windows?
                        Bunch of fellas from different forums for 
                        providing feedback.
===========================================================================
* What is included *

New levels              : 2x
Sounds                  : No
Music                   : Yes, type IDMUS16, 17 or 18 to play it.
                         (d_e1m8 is HacX MAP05, the other two were
                         grabbed from one of Mr. Chris's compilations.)
Graphics                : Yes, all new patches are either my own IWAD 
                          edits or taken from jmickle66666666's Aquatex.
Dehacked/BEX Patch      : Yes, level name only, included.
Demos                   : 1x
Other                   : No
Other files required    : DOOM.WAD

* Play Information *

Game                    : The Ultimate DOOM
Map #                   : E1M1, E1M2
Single Player           : Designed for
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Player starts only
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : No
Difficulty Settings     : "Yes"

* Construction *

Base                    : My creativity (OK, OK, new from scratch)
Build Time              : 36 days, on and off + 7 days of bugfixes.
Editor(s) used          : Doom Builder 2, SLADE 3
Known Bugs              : E1M2, heh
                          (Version 1.0 had broken textures, which
                          caused Medusas; 1.1 had places where you
                          could get stuck; this one is ideal.)
May Not Run With        : You're mom. She's so fat she can't run!
Tested With             : Chocolate Doom 2.3.0, Doom Retro 2.4.2, 
                          Crispy Doom 3.5, Doom Legacy 1.46.3

* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification
or reuse. Include me in the credits, though; and preferably add a few
sentences about what an awesome guy I am.
Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of their
resources modified or included in this file.

You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text
file, with no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any
electronic format (BBS (whatever the hell is that), Diskette 
(whatever the hell is that), CD (whatever the hell is that), etc)
as long as you include this file intact.  I have received 
permission from the original authors of any modified or included 
content in this file to allow further distribution.

* Where to get the file that this text file describes *

The Usual: ftp://archives.gamers.org/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
Web sites: doom.gamebanana.com, maybe
FTP sites: look 2 lines up
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