/me polls again

If you had to fight any monster from Doom, HeXen, Heretic, Blood, or Quake, what would you fight?
You have three weapons: Double-bladed Chainsaw, Machine-Gun, and Double-Barreled Shotgun.
You have a Soul Sphere, Invulnerability Sphere, a Blur Artifact, and a Pentagram of Protection, and you only have one of each.

Commander Keen. YES, HE'S A MONSTER!! HE HAS WHITE SKIN!! AND A HELMET!

IMP > WOOD PLASMA RIFLE > GOD MODE

No Wooden Plasma Rifles allowed!
Try the Wooden DB Shotgun!

Oh yeah, but I'd still kick Imp ass cuz he nice guts to digest..

Yep, no one's able to make up posts as moronic as yours, DoomBoy...

Bah..Is that a good thing?

Hell no. Mac could put his stuff to work here. Too bad there's no coffee icon anymore...

Moronic! Just 'cause it's dumb doesn't mean it's not entertaining. Oh yeah, I'm now immune to Mac's COFFEE.

Moronic! Just 'cause it's dumb doesn't mean it's not entertaining.

Wow, what a sad, sad world.

Oh yeah, I'm now immune to Mac's COFFEE.

KTHXBYE!

BARREL > DB CHAINSAW > INVISIBILITY

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'd fight every freakin'' monster! Twice!

I'd fight the Maulotaur, Iron Lich, Cacodemon, and Chaingunner, in that order.

Double-Barreled Shotgun on a Demon. Easy kill.