I ban you because...

i ban the person above me for not understanding comedy

I ban the person below me for disgracing the lord while in a church

i dont even know who to ban because some people are banning the person above and others the person below, so for completion's sake i ban both the person above and below me

I ban myself...

I ban the person above me for banning themselves

I ban myself for being on so late (it really isn't).

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I think im going to have to ban everyone whos posted in this thread for participating in this nonsense... including me... guess ill never see any of you again 😃

i ban myself for still liking this thread

15 hours ago, LadyMistDragon said:

I ban myself for being on so late (it really isn't).

So if it isn't really late, does that mean you didn't ban yourself? Or you did ban yourself but then unbanned yourself?

Yeah so here's me asking the big questions. :)

Anyone who asks questions is banned.

Why?

I ban the person above me for bouncing on the “I” of PIXAR and then flattening it entirely b/c of it.

I ban thee, just for the fuck of it.

10 minutes ago, Fluuschoen said:

I ban thee, just for the fuck of it.

I ban thou for use of the word "thee"

i ban the person below me for having a bad sleep schedule

yup

I ban the ghost cutie two spaces above me because they are too cute.

I ban the person below me because I keep being lazy with my projects.

It is appropriate that I was banned because I am solely responsible for Zulk being lazy with their projects.

Justice has been done today.

i ban the person below for dropping off a passion project

I ban whoever's still reading this thread at 3 am GST

I ban the person above me for being a bed time gate keeper

above me? stole my fuckin horse!
below me? for fun!

I ban the person above me for not knowing how to use status updates.

I ban the person above me for lecturing others about status updates.

I hereby ban the below person for using Doomsday

I ban the person above me for thinking I use doomsday

I ban the person below me for faking the MAP30 pacifist speedrun of DooM II

I ban the person above me to steal his shells