OkDoomer174 Posted June 3, 2023 (edited) Quote UAC here. We've received some complaints about safety in our inappropriately-named Phobos Hangar. We've updated the facility to accommodate all current OSHA workplace guidelines to maintain workplace safety. We hope you enjoy the renovations. Happy demon slaying! Inspired by this Reddit post, this is an edit of E1M1 that removes all OSHA violations. List of changes: Spoiler Added another exit; why was the entry door locked? Stairs up to green armor now have railings Ultimate Doom outdoor switch has been removed, door has been properly textured. Who's idea was it to have secret doors, anyway? Nukage barrels and outdoor nukage pool have been properly stored in a properly-marked room, outdoor nukage pool was filled in with dirt Computer room wall is now always open and has a railing Nukage pathway room is now properly marked as containing nukage, pathway is no longer uneven and now has railings Imp platform has been removed. Who makes the only way onto a platform an invisible sensor? It didn't serve any purpose, anyway, besides granting access to more secrets... Registered Doom outdoor exit has been properly marked as a door Loose ammo throughout the level was properly stored Stimpacks and Medikits are now stored on walls instead of being haphazardly thrown on the floor Added fire extinguishers. Whether or not you can pick them up is a different story Please enjoy this safe work environment as you embark on your demon-killing, hell-clearing adventure. e1m1osha.zip Edited June 4, 2023 by OkDoomer174 : Add fire extinguishers, remove lighting errors 68 Share this post Link to post
Mad22 Posted June 3, 2023 A pretty funny little idea, that kinda now makes me wonder what the rest of Episode 1 would look like, if it was OSHA-compliant. 0 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 3, 2023 1 minute ago, Mad22 said: A pretty funny little idea, that kinda now makes me wonder what the rest of Episode 1 would look like, if it was OSHA-compliant. I might do the rest of E1 sometime. I originally toyed with the idea of doing E2 as well, but there's so much demonic corruption in E2 that workplace safety is completely out the window. 3 Share this post Link to post
Mad22 Posted June 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, OkDoomer174 said: I might do the rest of E1 sometime. I originally toyed with the idea of doing E2 as well, but there's so much demonic corruption in E2 that workplace safety is completely out the window. That is true, as we all know that demons have an active spite for OSHA. Regardless, should you do ever come out with an OSHA-compliant Episode 1, I'll definitely give it a look! 0 Share this post Link to post
RataUnderground Posted June 3, 2023 Violation of worker safety regulations: Ammunition not stored in a dedicated location. In addition, there are no fire extinguishers and the first aid kits are on the floor instead of on the wall. 6 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 3, 2023 Crap, I knew I forgot ammo somewhere... Update coming very soon. Like, within 15 minutes soon. 2 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 3, 2023 Updated. The bullet and clip boxes in that room are now in the ammo closet and all medikits and stimpacks have been wall-mounted. 2 Share this post Link to post
A Strange Guy Called Klaz Posted June 4, 2023 Feels a little bit more immersive now that's it more compliant with the OSHA... i think. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted June 4, 2023 Send this joke over-the-top by referencing the actual OSHA code violations each change rectifies. 17 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 4, 2023 13 hours ago, SuperPIter_DoomWorldthe2nd said: Feels a little bit more immersive now that's it more compliant with the OSHA... i think. Don't get too immersed; there's still nowhere to park an aircraft. 7 Share this post Link to post
Just a guy Posted June 5, 2023 What a fantastic idea! I was talking the other day with a friend about how silly it would be if you had to make Doom maps OSHA-compliant, and here it is. I love it! 2 Share this post Link to post
BeachThunder Posted June 5, 2023 This is excellent. I would love to see the rest of the levels done...especially the Hell levels - it might be Hell, but you still gotta adhere to safety protocols. 3 Share this post Link to post
Phobos Ranger Posted June 5, 2023 An entire episode adhering to OSHA protocols would be amazing to playthrough. This was amazing. 7 Share this post Link to post
Reigada Posted June 5, 2023 I wonder how E1M8 would look like if it was OSHA certified 2 Share this post Link to post
Lone Courier Posted June 6, 2023 Can't even imagine trying to do OSHA Certified Chasm, poor inspectors gonna have a triple aneurysm 6 Share this post Link to post
Capellan Posted June 6, 2023 I am going to need to file a complaint about that blinking light. Could be an electrical short. 3 Share this post Link to post
LoatharMDPhD Posted June 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Phobos Ranger said: An entire episode adhering to OSHA protocols would be amazing to playthrough. This was amazing. // Fucking-A! 1 Share this post Link to post
BeachThunder Posted June 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Lone Courier said: Can't even imagine trying to do OSHA Certified Chasm, poor inspectors gonna have a triple aneurysm Yes! I'd love to see it. Also, Barrels o' Fun without all those dangerous exploding and burning barrels just haphazardly lying around. 1 Share this post Link to post
Origamyde Posted June 6, 2023 Really loved this funny iteration of E1M1. We don't have OSHA in France, unfortunately, but things close to it like the INRS and the Prud'Hommes Court, while most of the time we are being saved from terrible corporate shenanigans by unions. Don't know if you will ever do the rest of Knee-Deep Into the Osha Violation, but that would be quite a delightful project :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Aeriz Posted June 6, 2023 The stairs in the secret hallway don't have handrails. I don't know how you'd add them without custom textures or 3D floor trickery, but I felt it was worth mentioning. Also, it needs to be wheelchair accessible per the ADA. I also don't see emergency floodlights in case of power failure, nor do I see fire alarms. Not to nitpick, but I think that's kinda the joke. On 6/4/2023 at 9:20 AM, OkDoomer174 said: Don't get too immersed; there's still nowhere to park an aircraft. You could park a helicopter in the outdoor area if it was clearly marked with lights and lines. I think... 0 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Aeriz said: Not to nitpick, but I think that's kinda the joke. Please, do nitpick. The more nitpicks, the more accurate it can be for the full version of Doom: OSHA Unleashed. 2 Share this post Link to post
Abandoned_Account Posted June 7, 2023 When i finish making my mod i would love to edit entire Doom Episode in this style, but i think i can work harder to make more stuff safer, like why unknown liquid bottles and some magic helmets are all around the ground? Also no slopes for people on wheelchairs? Im gonna change that! But first i have to finish ColorDoom mod im working on 0 Share this post Link to post
Agent Strange Posted June 7, 2023 Oh, this sounds fun. Knee Deep in the OSHA would be a cool idea. Can I share a link to this thread on Twitter along with some screenshots? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ningen666 Posted June 7, 2023 OSHA E1M1 is the new MyHouse change my mind 4 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Agent Strange said: Oh, this sounds fun. Knee Deep in the OSHA would be a cool idea. Can I share a link to this thread on Twitter along with some screenshots? Absolutely! 0 Share this post Link to post
OkDoomer174 Posted June 8, 2023 Well, I'm happy to announce that a full episode of Doom: OSHA Unleashed is currently in the works. E1M1 now has railings in the secret hallway railings, but wheelchair ramps are still in the works. E1M8 is also done already since it's a small map. 5 hours ago, RaZZoR said: Hellrider approves (video) What texture pack is that? It looks really good. 3 Share this post Link to post
jupiter_ex Posted June 8, 2023 Wait a minute, what about the glass in the windows. I'm seeing people being shot through the open windows. This is supposed to be a low atmosphere environment, isn't it? I'd like to see glass to be added to the windows, and I guess, strong enough to stand shooting.And airlocks. :) 0 Share this post Link to post