Just for fun: Subtitles for hypothetical pwad sequels

Grove 2: the anal experiment 

Requiem 2: Better mapping editon

180 Minutes Pour Vivre 2: Slept on the Last One Bitches? SLEEP ON THIS!

Ancient Aliens 2: Giorgio Tsoukalos finds that the aliens are not real, and that they are indeed demons from doom.

Sunder 2: Sundest

Overboard 2: Going Down the Fast Way

Sunder 2: Gazebo's About to Make You His Bitch

Valiant 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bastion of Chaos 2: Checkmate, Ancalagon

Eviternity 2: The Ballad of AD_79

Comatose 2: Dude, Where's My Framerate

Heartland 2: Citadel at the Edge of Installing Eternity

Pepper 2: Salt in the Wound

Scythe 3: 'X' Marks the Spot

Coffee Break 2: Must Have Extra Caffeine

Violence 2: Hello Kitty is Pissed

Estranged 2: November Rain

Phmlspd 2: Mctrknxzq Gmfrckvb

Garrulismo 2: Menuda Mierda Esos Nazis

32 Hours in Pain 2: New 32 Hours + Another 548 Hours only for UMAPINFO supportive ports!

Ray Mohawk 3: Tropical Overkill

Yep, it's got a weapon set that goes full Russian Overkill level, except it's all summery and beach-resort-themed still.

Ancient Aliens 2: Aliens NOW

Ancient Aliens 3: Time Traveling Aliens From The Future (Are They Us?)

Kneeling Deep in The Toilet

Ancient Aliens: Modern Warfare

Scythe: -ing the Hell's Green Grass

Kama Sutra: Karma is a Bitch

The Good Old Doom: Future Marine on Mars, Single Pistol Carry

Doom3X: Here's A Duct Tape

Doom3XX: Where's The Hell is My Auto-Shotgun?!

Uprising 2: The Struggle is On

Ancient Aliens 2: Don't sell your Sol!

Speed of Doom 2: With Haste!

Torment and Torture 333: GZDoom Eternal

Rowdy Rudy 3: 7 deadly guns to stop Hell

Eternal Doom 5: Project Magnolia

Also two bonus sequels for people, who keep track of the pWAD stories:

Eviternity 2: Redemption of the Light

Judgment 2: Resurgence 2

Rowdy Rudy III: Doomed in SPACE part 2
Axolotl 2: Floating with the Pink Boys
Nuts 4: The Worst Screensaver in the Universe
Grove 2: Chillin' With a Fungi
Memoirs of Magic II: Deliverance of the Dragon Daddies
CROUCHWAD
WoolballCaster
Hell Revealed III: The Baron Singularity
Batman Doom 2: The Zeke Rises
Harmony 2: Gumby's Reckoning
Chosen 2: Kissa's Quest for Ass Enhancements
Daytime Drama 3: Tumblr's down! Reddit's up! Pray for God!
Scoot Hard DX2: Scoot Harder!
10 Line Genocide 2: Please Stop! NIGHTS108 Has to Fucking Sleep!
The Mis-adventures of Dynamite 7: Dynamite Blows Up Ponyville... oops...
Action Doom 3: An Alcoholic in Motion Remains in Motion at an Inconsistent Speed and in a Crooked Path Unless Acted Upon by An Incoming Fist
Another Austrian Avian Association: Atypical Amoral Assholes Arriving At Amstetten
The Adventures of Square 2: The Qubest For Epislope 3!!!
Scythe5: No, General Roasterock and DoomTheRobot had nothing to do with this, SHUT UP!
Running Late 3: You're fired...
Trainy McTrainwad
Swim with the Whales 2: Paddling with Cthulhu
Hedon III: The Mystery of The Lewds Smuggler
Bauhaus 2: Fuck it! We "Art Deco" now!
Requiem 2: Doom Community is Gonna Die This Time! Trust Us!
Mordeth 2:... that is all...
The Given 2: The Taken
Alien Vendetta 2: When the aliens... uhh... haven't forgiven you! Whatever, I didn't play the original...
Vanguard 2: Oh no! The van got stolen again! Go and fetch it guard!... Yeah, I didn't play this one either...
Icarus 2: That bastard alien took your van guarding job!... Man, I really need to play older wads... 
Eviternity 2: What Do You Mean "Archangelus Wasn't Actually Corrupted and I Was Hallucinating"?!
Valiant 2: I'm Breathing in the Chemicals...
Ancient Aliens 2: Giorgio Has Sex
Mock 3: Speedier Than a Fasting Stupid
Finely Crafted Fetish Film 2: Now With Actual Fetishes
The Community Is Falling 4: The Return of POSTHELL!!!
Simpsons Doom 2: The Adventures of Bartman!
Simpsons Doom 3: Lisa's Global Domination
Simpsons Doom 4: Marge at Large!
Simpsons Doom 5: Maggie shooting Mr. Burns for 32 maps!
Simpsons Doom 6: Milhouse.. does something...
Simpsons Doom 7: I think they get the joke now!
Simpsons Doom 8: Stop
Simpsons Doom 9: Please Stop
Simpsons Doom 10: It's not funny anymore!
Simpsons Doom 11: FUCK OFF!
Simpsons Doom 12: FUCKING STOP!!!
Simpsons Doom 13: CHRIST!!!!!
Simpsons Doom 14: I am not continuing this joke for 30 entries
Simpsons Doom X: Family Guy Terry Moments

This idea ought to be unstoppably stupid...

Speed of DooM 2: YOU GOT BOOST POWER!

Nitelife 2: Hitting the Clubs

HACX 2: Wars In The Cyberspace 

Going Down 2: Real Estate Revenge

Uranuslust

Going Down 2: Up is the new Down

Baron Door 5: Door-pocalypse

Sunder 2: The Reconstruction

Icarus 2: Alien Rearguard

Moonlust (Sunlust 2)

Ancient Aliens 2: Modern Aliens

wow.wad 2: The Illusio-pit Strikes Back

On 8/16/2018 at 11:41 PM, DMPhobos said:

Knee Deep in ZDoom: Vanilla Edition

This is already a thing. It is called Knee Deep in KDiZD

Knee Deep in ZDoom2: Shores of ZDoom
Knee Deep in ZDoom3: ZDoomferno

Knee Deep in ZDoom4: Thy ZDoom Consumed

Knee Deep in ZDoom5: GZDoom on Earth Ep.1

@Zulk RS GZDoom on Earth sounds menacing

2 hours ago, Klickach said:

@Zulk RS GZDoom on Earth sounds menacing

 

I unironically would LOVE to see Doom 2 get the KDiZD treatment

2 hours ago, Zulk RS said:

I unironically would LOVE to see Doom 2 get the KDiZD treatment

 

this https://www.moddb.com/mods/honte-remastered is sort of that

10 hours ago, OliveTree said:

this https://www.moddb.com/mods/honte-remastered is sort of that

Interesting. When I get a new computer I might try this out. I wonder how many levels it has.

23 hours ago, Klickach said:

On 8/16/2018 at 4:41 PM, DMPhobos said:

Knee Deep in ZDoom: Vanilla Edition

This is already a thing. It is called Knee Deep in KDiZD

The original quote was from 2018 (no way, they didn't know about a 2022 Cacoward winner?)

Jokes aside, we have Nostradamus on this forum.

7 minutes ago, Guff dotD said:

 

The original quote was from 2018 (no way, they didn't know about a 2022 Cacoward winner?)

 

Jokes aside, we have Nostradamus on this forum.

I didn't see the date, lol

Solar Struggle 2: Alpha Centauri 

9 hours ago, Zulk RS said:

Interesting. When I get a new computer I might try this out. I wonder how many levels it has.

its the whole game hon !

chex quest 2: breakfast for lunch